Name: Guarana Jesus

Obtained: 2006 Ames, Iowa, United States

My Fiancé's brother actually picked this up for me at a random gas station (thanks Matt!), and I was just bubbling over with excitement when I saw it. An energy drink named Jesus! Perfect! This is right up there with my Popener (bottle opener with an embossed picture of the old Pope on it). The drink itself was stongle bubble-gum soda flavored, with caffeine approximately equal to a Mountain Dew, but so funny. It was made in Brazil (where Guarana drinks are quite popular) and almost everything on the can is in Portugese. 4/5 Genkis.

Association:
"Irony is Cool" era indie-rock

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